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A Boy and a Frog
One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him, “Boy, if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed the frog into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a week.”
The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will do ANYTHING you want!”
The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled, and put it back.Finally, the frog cried, “Boy, what is the matter, I have told you that I am a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!”
The boy took the frog from his pocket and said, “Look, I am an engineering student, I have no time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!”
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Four Letter Words
A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back home the bride immediately called her mum, who lived three hours away.
“Well, darling,” said her Mum, “How was your honeymoon?”
“It was wonderful, and so romantic. We had a great time,” said the bride, “but as soon as we got home he started using really horrible language. Words I had never heard before. Really horrible four-letter words! You’ve got to come and get me…PLEASE.”Then the bride began to cry over the phone. “PLEASE, mum come and get me!”
“But darling, what did he say, what 4-letter words, you have to tell me what’s troubling you,” said her mum.
Still crying the bride said to her mother…”Words like….DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH!”
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Accidental Celebration
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally destroyed, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. And I’m a woman… Wow! Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and become friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this – here’s another miracle. My car’s completely destroyed but this bottle of Pinot Grigio wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
So she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, before handing it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man takes the bottle and asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I‘ll just wait for the police…”
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God Will Provide
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the young man to his study for a drink.”So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I’m a Bible scholar,” he replies.
“A Bible scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I’ll concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry, sir. God will provide,” replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this and each time the father asks a question, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, dear?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.
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